Chinese Finger Trap - in reference to a tight vagina. One that operates like a bear trap, and no visitors return from.
"So, how was Saturday night with Jessica?"
"Well...that gurl...I swear her vagina was like a CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)! Once I was in I could get my d out."
"Well...that gurl...I swear her vagina was like a CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)! Once I was in I could get my d out."
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Me: I know
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You: -_-
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Get the |?"}>:{+<LP_MKO)NJI(BHU*VGY&CFT^XDR%ZSE$AW#Q@!~ mug.Cheers for the invite. A colloquial acronym mainly used in the UK, often said sarcastically, though this is not always the case.
Guy: Had an awesome night paintballing with the guys!
Friend of guy (who did not get invited to paintballing): cfti, you know i love paintballing :(
Friend of guy (who did not get invited to paintballing): cfti, you know i love paintballing :(
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