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by America Lover 🇺🇸 March 21, 2019
Get the Catculator mug.When you find somebody with this last name, you’ll automatically receive a feeling that your protected and that nobody can hurt you while that person is there. They can be the most nicest people you’ll ever meet, but the second someone tries to hurt them or somebody they love, they will turn into an unstoppable beast that nobody can destroy. This last name is originally from Albania, it was previously “Cecunja”, but during WW1, all of the “Cecunja’s” migrated to Montenegro and changed it to “Cecunjanin”. This last name is also known for having very large penises and a lot of strength built into them. They all drive either a Mercedes, Bmw, or Audi nothing more.
“Oh my god, there’s a Cecunjanin across the street, I have got to take a picture with him, maybe even marry him!!!!”
by Cecunjanin February 4, 2019
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(can be accompanied with a "cut it out" action
i.e. hand at neck level, parallel to ground, moving left to right)
(can be accompanied with a "cut it out" action
i.e. hand at neck level, parallel to ground, moving left to right)
by speaknow August 7, 2010
Get the cutcut mug.My cat Charlie hurled himself vertically 10feet from a loft landing directly into my head. His purrfect landing gave me a catcussion.
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Get the Catcus mug.by Halo Tricky February 23, 2005
Get the cencus mug.Cuffed the cuffed up. When you’re in a relationship and your girl has you on a mean ass if you go any where gps lockdown.
“Let’s go to the strip club before we go home! “
-“ No bro I can’t “
“Man you’re cuffed the cuffed up forever CTCU”
-“ No bro I can’t “
“Man you’re cuffed the cuffed up forever CTCU”
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