kinda gay they will act gay and will be kinda weird about most things they are a weeaboo and will buy a body pillow they will grope you and not say no homo
Tyrone: Hey is that Chetcuti?
Kyle: Yeah but don't talk to him he's kinda gay
Tyrone: and?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.