Alabama Caesar Salad

- sexual position where the female is laying with head off edge of bed, male stands over to titty fuck her while she tosses his salad.

Darrell walked into the bedroom and saw Nikki was laying on the bed, ready to give him an Alabama Caesar Salad.

by OutattheFarm October 5, 2015

Alabama caesar salad

When a man receives analingus from a woman while performing a reverse tittyfuck.

Megan let me give her an Alabama caesar salad so I married her.

by KeepItAwkward October 8, 2015

Ceasar Salad

The Ceasar salad takes preparation and patience, requiring saving/building up a load (of cum) for a week or two to get the full desired effect. The move is initiated by having the girl lay flat on her stomach while penetrating her from the back alternating between anally and vaginally. Pull out when close to ejaculation and cum all over her back, ass, and in her hair. Thereby covering her like a Ceasar salad with a huge saved up load. Immediately realizing that she is covered like a Ceasar salad, she will ask you to wipe it off with a towel since she can’t reach all over her back to get all the cum and she can feel it running down her sides. A true artist will not want to take anything away from his creation of a masterpiece and will refuse to clean up the crime scene while admiring his work proudly, obviously denying to wipe the cum off her with a towel. This will most likely piss her off and result in you being called an insensitive selfish asshole or similar, but it will be amusing to watch her struggle with wiping off the excessive load of cum all over her while she is getting up and leaving your place. This move is especially recommended on redheads or strawberry blondes.

Last night I covered Lisa like a Ceasar salad and she got pissed because she asked me to wipe it off her, but I refused and admired my masterpiece like a true artist. She left, but later came back for more.

by Quagmire_G January 31, 2010

the caesar salad

v: an act of love/lust in which a man straddles a woman's chest, enabling him to reverse titty-f**k her while the female stimulates his butthole with her mouth and tongue.
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)

*if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel

"weve been going out for a long time baby, ive given u prime rib every night. its time for u to enjoy the caesar salad."

by the_gurve_pipe March 26, 2007

caesar salad

the act of ejaculating upon the face of a common prostitute or average day slut then throwing money at said whore causing it to stick to her face.

yo, I gave that bitch a caesar salad and that dirty hoe kept the money.

by Kevin Sparticus November 27, 2007

tossing a caesar salad

Same as tossing a salad, only with "Caesar dressing" (semen) pooled in the anus as it is being licked.

I ejaculated into my partner's anus, then licked all around the anus as the semen spilled out. This is known as tossing a Caesar salad.

by bottlecap September 25, 2005

Japanese Caesar Salad

This where a woman will suck your cock till you cum in her mouth. Then you take a turkey baster and suck the gizz from the mouth. Place the woman on her back and roll over so her ass is up in the air and she balances with legs folded back over. Insert the turkey baster into ass hole and squeeze the gizz into the ass. Then place your favorite serving plate under the junk hole and have the lovely lady shit the gizz out onto the plate. There you go; you are now serving Japanese Caesar Salad.

We were invited to the Johnsons tonight for "Japanese Caesar Salad".

by Toecrib December 6, 2009