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Continental Grip

Grip predominately used by gay male partners to simultaneously jack each other off with minimal fatigue.
Larry took hold of Gene's penis with a gentle, but unyielding continental grip as he gazed into his eyes.
by OhBillyBillyBilly November 10, 2014
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Lincoln Continental

1. A pimp/ette's vehicle, designed for the most comfortable fuck achievable. (I know..) First produced in 1938, 1956-60 the Mark II-V were released under solely the "Continental" name, in 1961 the Continental was completely redesigned from scratch. 60's models were often characterized by suicide doors, a design flaw that makes for an extremely sexy, deadly vehicle. The accelerator must be pressed with a pimp cane, and there are dual goblet holders for you & your hoe passenger's drinking pleasure.
1. "Oh, Sandy..I'm so glad we did it in the Continental!"
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continental drift

In which a person's boxer shorts fall down off of their waist completely while their jeans remain perfectly in place.
I was walking down the street one day when I experienced some amazing continental drift. I felt free.
by Zorgithatoob June 19, 2012
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Condimental Divide

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".
Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."

Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."
by JRadimus April 10, 2011
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Continental fuck you

This type of curse is typically used for someone who's not accustomed at cursing, especially for well-off people who need to be able to curse someone in a classy and formal way.
"Did that car just cut me off ... ... Continental fuck you!"
by Caviarwithcoconutmilk October 12, 2017
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sentimental

considerably or greatly emotional
I can't throw out this junk, i'm too sentimental.

I'm so sentimental, I'm emo.
by Nikora July 21, 2008
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Sentimental Retardation

The need to keep tons of things for "sentimental" reasons. The inability to get rid of anything. Usually involves the need to rent storage lockers, because every room in the house and basement is already filled with sentimental knick-knacks and memorabilia.
When Jane moved out of her house, she needed to rent 3 storage lockers to store all of the things she couldn't part with. She suffered from Sentimental Retardation.
by jcbailaz October 30, 2011
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