2 cents

A humble opinion. Just being humble and saying its worth only two cents.

I think corvette is the hottest non exotic car on the road but thats just my two cents.

by LedVTECin July 24, 2004

Canis Canem Edit

1. A PS2 game by Rockstar Games (yes they did GTA) where you are 15 year old Jimmy Hopkins, who is sent to Bullworth academy school. The story is about Jimmy becoming leader of each gang (nerds, jocks, preppies, greasers) and ridding the school of bullies and corruption. It plays like GTA games because of the free roaming, little easter eggs, spoofs and humor

2. 'Dog Eat Dog' in latin

1. I am playing Canis Canem Edit while writing this definition.

2. Canis Canem Edit. Oh yeah!

by Leeko22Arsenal March 2, 2008

25 cents

All it takes to witness perfection (and buy jawbreakers)

Kevin(shoving flyer into Eddy's face): Listen dork!, Don't put your trash on my door! Yuh hear me?!
Eddy: (stares deep into Kevin's soul while Edd lurks creepily in background, cue in epic music): 25 cents...
Kevin: what?
Eddy: 25 cents, is all it takes Kevin...
Kevin: For what? Another one of your loser projects (ha ha ha)
Eddy: No, ....to see God... Have you ever wanted to see something soo beautiful, so unattainable, ...
Kevin:(stares at the abandoned Plank and says nervously) wh-wh-where's Johnny?
Eddy: He is witnessing perfection
Kevin: (suspicion grows) What do you mean, matter of fact, where is everyone today?
Eddy(raising voice): they are all a part of something far greater, ...they have seen something soo pure that their hearts can no longer turn back,...and it's right behind that door (points to huge carnival tent)
Kevin: whatever dork, take it and leave me alone

(Kevin hands over 25 cents and enters tent and sees the golden bright light. Ed morphs into gelatinous creature slithers behind him and reanimates into human form and waits for his moment)
Kevin: (gasps with terrified bewilderment as he stares into the glowing object):wh-wh-what is this?
Ed proceeds to attack/rape and/or murder Kevin while Ed and Eddy look on from outside.
Kevin screams in horror: Ah! ah! ah! get off me...get off me ahhhhh, no no nooo, ahhhh!!
Eddy (To Edd): Now. Who wants a jaw breaker
-end-

by LawOfficesOfHeslopMacomerSutty May 13, 2020

Censorship

Violation of the 1st Amendment.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Fuck censorship.

by toxic540 December 28, 2005

censorship

1. What lazy parents use as an excuse to not want to teach their children what is and isn't acceptable to view. Proven to be useless because all it does is make the children even more curious as to why it is censored.

2. What the government uses to keep the dumb masses from finding out the truth about its corruption and incompetence.

by AYB April 3, 2003

ceniyah

CeNiyah is a very a beautiful girl. She can dance very well. She loves her family a lot and has a best friend that's name starts with an "A". If you want to hear something funny she's the person to turn to. She is very pretty and she doesn't notice but every boy wants her.

Dang, is that CeNiyah she's a good dancer and she hot!

by Lola Lyn August 17, 2017

stochastic censorship

Blaming one for an unrelated action of another because your opinion.

Making up newspeak like stochastic terrorism, it makes the newspeak term stochastic censorship relevant. Blaming one for an unrelated action of another because your opinion.

by Fnu lnu November 22, 2022