Cellulite Tetris

When two overweight people attempt to have sex.

Hey chubbs, how bout a game of Cellulite Tetris?

by Aggressive Neutrality December 10, 2010

cellulite queen

a true thing of beauty, the other definitions are just wrong. There is not anything sexier than seeing a woman with a lot of cellulite and watching it jiggle all over when she moves. This is especially true when bbw's show off their body in a skimpy bikini and let all their cellulite show on their booty. It signifies what all women should try to look like.

Everytime i see my girlfriend take off her panties, i get an enormous hard-on from seeing her thunder thighs and all her cellulite that is all over her ass. She is a true cellulite queen because her legs and buttocks are covered with cottage cheese.

by bbw lover88 July 2, 2007

Cellulite Eclipse

Unpleasant bar scene phenomenon that occurs when one is observing a beautiful woman from a distance. Then her larger than usual friend moves in between the two parties to obstruct ones line of vision resulting in an uncomfortable view of cellulite and a decreased possibility of dialog between the two parties

Tom: "Dude, check out that sweet biscuit over there at the bar"

Pete: "Dude, I can't see anything right now, her fatty friend is causing a cellulite eclipse".

by wallacj3 March 31, 2009

cellulite ass

a woman with an ass full of cellulite

Hell yeah i fucked that bitch teresa in her cellulite ass

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica October 18, 2022

cellulite surfer

a guy who periodically sleeps with fat chicks. Like the fat joke about "riding the wave all the way in".

Aw man, Dave is such a cellulite surfer. What is up with that?

I know dude, every chick he bangs looks like somebody from Biggest Loser.

by fist taco October 4, 2010

cellulite skirt

a mini skirt usually worn by a obese woman at a music festival showing off her cellulite infested thighs

yo bro don't look over there..

*looks* OMG! i think she has a case of cellulite skirt

by baddazoner February 26, 2011

Cellulite Blurbles

Those sickening marbley nodules of fat that appear prominently on the thighs of 200 pound cows (2 legged variety) that roam the beaches of summer.

All males that see Cellulite Blurbles are blind to overweight women for life.

by Colin F. Young November 5, 2004