celloner

A person who looks at their cell phone and pretends to be texting or that someone is calling them to give the illusion that they have friends.

"That guy is always on the phone, does he have a girlfriend now?"
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."

by aCanOfSoda August 13, 2009

Cellino & Barnes

Injury attorneys.

Cellino & Barnes

by howdareyouopposememortal October 14, 2020

Celling Fan

When you insert your penis into a woman's vagina and proceed to spin her around on said penis. This takes some practice and requires precision timing.

It was so hot out I totally celling fanned that bitch.

by Tyler Blance June 16, 2008

culliones

Balls; courage; brutish masculinity. Fr. Italian "coglioni". Cf. Sp. cojones, Fr. cuillons; see break my balls.

You need a giant set of culliones to talk to Tony like that.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

cellzone

a giant soundproof tube with a sliding door u have to stand in if u have to use ur cell phone while ur in the library.

Looks like one of those tubes you put money in at the drivethru bank teller blown up 100X

Very strange, not good for claustrophobic people or people who fart a lot (as they could asphyxiate themselves)

Shit, i gotta go stand in the cellzone to call my boy

by againagain October 24, 2008

cellbonics

is the practice of shortening all of your words to initials, symbols, and things that can't be understood by anyone for texting.

My kids complain all the time about my cellbonics and expect me to type out each word correctly, even though they have qwerty pads and I do not.

by foodtopia February 4, 2010

Cellbonded

Feeling like your phone is an extension of yourself,and you are emotionally bonded to it.

When I upgraded to my new phone,it wasn't long until I cellbonded with it.

by Daydreamer13 May 22, 2016