celibacy 

A fear of one's moving parts, popular among catholics, straight edge kids, and anyone else who can never get laid.

People who are not celibate go to hell, where they engage in wild orgies.

celibacy by intersam July 19, 2003

Celibacy 

When someone is practicing celibacy, they are waiting for their Pom Pom to be destroyed

Babygirl: Daddy we are going to be practise celibacy tonight
Big Daddy: Yes Daddy is going to f*ck up your pum pum tonight 😈

Celibacy by Nic1pimp December 21, 2021

Celibacy Dragon 

A fiercely strong warrior of celibacy. A Celibacy Dragon cannot be broken by sexual temptation and looks at the journey of celibacy as a fire ass rainbow road that leads to the most delicious pot of gold.

Sean is in fact the strongest Celibacy Dragon that has ever walked the road of the rainbow.

Celibacy Dragon by baymountain0728 April 22, 2022

involuntary celibacy

When someone has absolutely no sex life. Differs from being married, being a celibate single (e.g. a monk) or being asexual/castrated in that you want sex but no one will have it with you.

It's not my religion, it's involuntary celibacy

involuntary celibacy by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 22, 2013

national celibacy day 

November 2nd, 2004 - Same day as Kerry & Bush election, marked to celebrate No Bush & No Dick (Cheney).

voter1: "You celebrating National Celibacy Day?".

voter2: "Hell yeah, on election day, I'll vote for anyone but Bush".

national celibacy day by C&H October 30, 2004

Emotional Celibacy 

Emotional needs not being met, sex without emotional connection. Either voluntary or the result of finding yourself married to the wrong person.

I'm finally leaving my wife, I'm tired of living in emotional celibacy.

Emotional Celibacy by A Man Named Job November 18, 2007

verbal celibacy

Verbal Celibacy (n) - When one person in a relationship buys the other person in the relationship some sort of gift with the understanding that this gift will cease any future badgering or bickering about mundane things for a predetermined amount of time. Usually done by the male for the female.

Joe bought his wife a new car but what he was really buying was some verbal celibacy for awhile.

Ever since I bought my girlfriend that ring, the verbal celibacy has been great!!

verbal celibacy by Urban Articulator May 10, 2007