A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.
Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.
Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.
Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!
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The best damn director in the universe. He created Snake Plissken, Jack Burton, the greatest 80s synth scores and outdid Howard Hawks...twice.
by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005
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Get the Carpet Blowout mug.A bomb ass, gorgeous, blue-eyed, blonde haired BEAUTY!! she can sing, act, dance, draw ...honestly anything you can think of. Bitch is perfect. Her voice is flawless, like have you heard her sing? If the answer is no then I suggest you do NOW! Some people refer to her as “that girl on girl meets world” or “just another Disney singer wannabe” but just fyi sweetie, she was singing first. And to that first definition, if she starts to cuss in songs then so what? Girly is 18 right now (born on is May 11, 1999) so she’s growing up ya know? So yeah, she’s perfect and just wow. She likes chocolate, cake, the color yellow. She has 3 sisters- Cayla, Shannon, and Sarah. Cayla being her only half sister (NOT STEP). She has two beautifully married parents named Elizabeth and David that we thank so much for ya know... making her and stuff. Anyways, I could go on forever but just check her out!!
Normal person: oh hey that’s Sabrina Carpenter she’s so pretty.
Stan: JAJXHK SABRINA! SHE CAN KICK ME IN THE FACE AND I WOULD THANK HER FOREVER
Stan: JAJXHK SABRINA! SHE CAN KICK ME IN THE FACE AND I WOULD THANK HER FOREVER
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Get the Sabrina Carpenter mug.The act of, when vaccuming, running over a piece of lint or string eight or nine times with the vacuum cleaner, picking it up, examining it, then throwing it back down to give the vacuum one last chance.
Repeat as frequently as necessary.
Repeat as frequently as necessary.
Linda!
You're doing carperpetuation again!
Just take that fucking piece of string over to the wastepaperbasket or flush it away in the shitbowl instead of pissing away the whole goddamn day trying to vaccum it up!
You're doing carperpetuation again!
Just take that fucking piece of string over to the wastepaperbasket or flush it away in the shitbowl instead of pissing away the whole goddamn day trying to vaccum it up!
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Geeky variation of carpe diem to seize the book and not miss out. Derived to suit the book monsters inside us.
They are real for us.
Geeky variation of carpe diem to seize the book and not miss out. Derived to suit the book monsters inside us.
They are real for us.
Person A: I don't know if I should read this book. There are mixed reviews about it.
Person B: Just carpe librum. You won't regret knowing better.
Person B: Just carpe librum. You won't regret knowing better.
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