Chilfs

The children of a chosen Milf and Dilf, sent by Lil Nax(sty eggs). Therefore, the chilfs of their time.

"Man, look at those siblings. They're insanely hot and smexy."
"Yeah, they're mom is a milf and dad is a dilf. "
"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH, they chilfs"

by anal.bubbleitch May 4, 2021

CRILF

Cripple I´d like to fuck.

Damn, did you see that limper over there. That is a crilf for sure.

by Adizzlefoshizzle July 5, 2006

Cilf

Criminal I'd like to fuck.

Man, that Lori Loughlin is such a cilf!

by Jrpjr April 14, 2019

cilf

Cousin I'd like to fuck

During a family reunion, you run into a cousin who you had not seen in years. She is about your age, and he hotness compensates for the fact that she is a relative. You still wanna fuck her! She is a CILF!

by Doum April 25, 2007

cilf

counselor i'd like to fuck. mostly refering to school counselors, but any counselor works.

dude youre so lucky you got a cilf this year. my counselor has a gigantic fupa.

by 30min in the rubba August 16, 2009

Chilfer

1. A Pedifile.
2. Like Milf, but the CH from Child is taken and put in front of the word instead of M from Mother.
3. Basically, A Child Fucker.

1. Joe is such a Chilfer!

2. Whoa! Stranger danger! There's a Chilfer on the loose!

by Angel May xD *My Darlin'. January 18, 2008

cmilf

cat mom i’d like to fuck

“see that ceeeemilf? she can clean my litter & dunk my head in a tin any day of the week..”

“As a mastiff owner, no cmilf would ever date me.”

“woke up in this cmilf’s bed after the club, shit load of cats walking all over my face”

by catmomlover July 20, 2019