struggle cakes

A booty that lacks the potential to appeal to others .most likely a small or oddly shaped backside.

Did you see miley cyrus twerkin those nubian struggle cakes. Booty Struggle

by fildaman September 12, 2013

hum cakes

The smell that lingers between the ball sack and ass hole.

Your breath smells like hum cakes.

by cano, bros April 7, 2014

Baby Cakes

the love of your life, your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush

HEY, he is my baby cakes. OR
HEY, she is my baby cakes.

by putin May 13, 2005

snacky cakes

A snack eaten in South Park, presumably by Eric Cartman. Also see beefy logs, cookie dings, and cheesy poofs.

"Mmm, Snacky Cakes!"

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

cakes for days

A way to describe females that have perfect to extraordinary amounts of booty. They are those special creatures that have a nice rounded (sometimes plumply firm, yet never sloppy) jiggle-booty that looks great in jeans and short-shorts. These women never, and can't ever suffer from, or experience the effects of, noassitol syndrome.

A woman that possesses features opposite that of a longback.

Kyle: Uhoh...here comes Jasmine..
Rick: Oh snap....
*they both smile in front of her, then stare her down intently after she passes by*
Kyle: Whew....did you see that ass in them jeans????
Rick: Good lord...she had cakes for days--im in love.

by Anubikai June 11, 2006

joony cakes

Prison slang for butt/anus.

Big Bubba: You hear what happened to Joe last night?
Cheezeburger: nah man, what went down?
Big Bubba: Punk Tattoo snuck up and wreaked havoc on his joony cakes. Had to go to medical

by The Booty Exorcist April 24, 2017

cakesniffer

In Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events", the wealthy young villain Carmelita Spats insults the Baudelaire orphans by calling them cakesniffers. Presumably the insult is an antonym of "cake eaters", an insult reserved for rich, spoiled children (suggesting that they have their cake and eat it too). In calling the Baudelaires cakesniffers, the rich, spoiled Carmelita suggests that the (temporarily) destitute Baudelaires think longingly of her superior social position and wealth.

Get your hands off my Ferrari, you filthy cakesniffer!

by Ms. Paws February 17, 2007