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cantuneaste

<mexican word> That you screwed it up badly due to stupidity or foolishnes, or simply due to not being fully paying attention
> We, yo pensé que era en el lugar X, pero en realidad era en el lugar Y
> No mames, la cantuneaste cabrón
by the-old-realm-of-darkness March 25, 2020
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Cartun

A 7-figure man
Spoon? Fork? No, Cartun.
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caxtyn

A uncommon way to describe a prefert/beautiful flower
"This flower is Caxtyn! It's so beautiful" -emily
"Yes, indeed! It's so prefect!" -jordyn
by Kevin_Willsmith83 February 21, 2022
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cantunsees

(noun)
A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
Watching the Amazing Atheist banana video gave me a bad case of the cantunsees.
by testicles...that is all March 13, 2024
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Cartunes calebjosh

When two employees at a car audio/ window tinting/detailing/emergency lighting outfitting/ poor people free vehicle checking shop engage in anal and the giver receives a poop cork from the power bottom who forgot to douche before making love. The poop cork typically will remain unnoticed until the giver takes his first post cum pee and hears a “ting” in the toilet as the poop cork is pushed out the end of his penis and rumpled foreskin at a high velocity into the side of the toilet bowl like a co2 powered air soft gun shooting poop pellets. The origin of the poop cork usually derived from a male of larger than average length reaching the untapped poop deposit buried deep in the power bottoms butt mine. Once poop corks are achieved, it is usually referred to as a long wall just as it is in coal mining. Only this is poop mining with a goal of eventual cum mining.
Josh was mining Caleb’s butt mine when he struck a previously untapped poop mine with his long wall drill Dong. They knew they had struck smelly gold when Joshs long wall spewed cum then got packed with poop forming a poop cork. At that point, Caleb knew he had been cartunes calebjosh
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The Cantunsees

A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
Watching the Amazing Atheist banana video gave me a bad case of the cantunsees.
by testicles...that is all March 13, 2024
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