catton boys

the act of of raising your leg on a stool or chair and slapping/rubbing your inner thigh whilst exclaiming 'catton boys'.

Person 1: Hey look at that guy over there! He's got his leg on a stool!
Person 2: Maybe he is going to do a catton boys!

by ch33syxn1ps March 5, 2017

Empty Egg Carton

A expression used to comment on an growing epidemic in Western Society of men and women sleeping around and rejection of parenthood. Where simps spend the greater portion of the day indulging themselves in e-girls instead of seeking meaningful relationships.

E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.

Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.

That e-girl is going to be hit real hard by her late 20s and that empty egg carton

E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton

by CrippledCow February 19, 2020

Caston

He's the boss of everyone and gets every girl he wants basically a god

ex: Wow! that guy is so popular an cool i bet he's caston

by caston123 February 17, 2021

Carton Bitch

A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.

That right there is an 8 carton bitch (96 eggs)

by Dean123 March 29, 2009

Canton Wok

A restaurant that sells orgasms in the form of food. Also known as General Tso's.

"Jamie lets go get some Canton Wok"

by Seth Sherman June 21, 2008

end up on a milk carton

A threat of bodily harm, or great injury.

To make someone "disappear"

1) If that asshole doesn't leave me alone he will "end up on a milk carton"

2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton

by soapmaker June 10, 2009

Canton, MI

A place where no one knows how to drive faster than 10 below the speed limit while consistently holding onto two of the top 5 worst intersections in the state.

Dude1: Hey sorry I'm late but I had to drive through Canton, MI to get here.

Dude2: For real? It would've been faster if you just walked.

by Canton Michigan January 22, 2018