cautionary whale

a young pregnant girl who serves as a warning to others her age

Jamie Lynn Spears is a cautionary whale for Miley Cyrus.

by Anna M January 12, 2009

Caution Treatment

Using four-way caution lights in a vehicle in order to signal cars behind you to pass to get the privacy you need for road head.

Nikki: Baby, I'm not doing this now, there are like five cars behind us!
Stevie: Give me a minute, I'll just give them the caution treatment and we'll be set!

by ginger&friend May 2, 2009

Mexican Castration

...can happen as a result of carrying Mexican i.e. sans pistol holster/proper retention device--gun usually tucked into waistband.

Literally: to accidentally blast one's own genitalia off via a negligent discharge of a firearm that is being "carried Mexican."

Mexican castration almost happened to Plaxico Burress when his (.40 S&W) Glock 23 went off and struck him in the thigh at that New York night club because he had his piece tucked into the waistband of his sweatpants. But seriously, despite the fact that he could have shot his own balls off, who wears sweatpants to a nightclub?

by 3^3=27 September 19, 2009

cutation

When a large group of people look good and cute all at once for no reason.

What a a beautiful cutation that i see here

by KamiAlmighty February 19, 2022

Carnation Instant Bitch

A breakast meal that allows the person consuming it to be transformed almost instantly into a raging bitch.

Holy shit you bitch, what did you have for breakfast this morning Carnation Instant Bitch?

by Debate December 24, 2007

citation needed

Wikipedianese for 'bullshit'.

Jade Goody's death triggered an outpouring of grief across the United Kingdom citation needed

by Lord Grimcock February 7, 2010

Catatonic Rat

An insult that is the combination of calling someone one a rat and cat, which makes a combination of an even more effective insult.

Hilly: Sorry, I ate your lasagne from the fridge this morning
Maya: OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A CATATONIC RAT!!

by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018