Caterpillar

When your girlfriend is mad at you so she takes all the blankets and systematically wraps herself up like a caterpillar. This, preventing you from having any blankets... so you have have to sleep in the cold.

Man: I can’t come into work today because I got a cold.

Boss: Who’d you get the cold from?

Man: I got CATERPILLAR(ed) by my girl and was freezing all night..sorry boss.

by TrickyAru November 29, 2018

The Caterpillar Effect

The phenomenon experienced on the road when someone decides to slow down their car to look at something of interest on the side of the road. This causes that area of the road to slow down for the following hours. This leads to cars, collectively, mimicking a caterpillar walking.
The phenomenon is easily observed on highways.

MAN! Some jerk decided to stop and look at one of the millions of car crashes a day and it's making everyone feel the Caterpillar Effect for the next hour!

by Arren69 September 23, 2012

social caterpillar

One who avoids social situations but better then a wallflower.

Zachary was a social caterpillar after he turned 13.

by Stoner Geniuses April 18, 2018

colin the caterpillar

A beautiful little boy, I beautiful in every way. He is a wonderful cake and he is incredibly valuable and tasty.

Colin the caterpillar is so darn sickly but I love him.

by Kingrakkiraptors January 5, 2020

Caterpillar Eyebrows

Large, bushy eyebrows on a persons face that resemble fat caterpillars.

Examples of men with caterpillar eyebrows include the comedian Stephen Frost and the Canadian politician Michael Ignatieff.

"Wow, those caterpillar eyebrows are so thick he's going to need to start brushing them every morning!"

by Potatosaladgirl December 23, 2009

Caterpillar Cartwheel

The act in which a group of five or more men stand in a straight line, insert their scrotums into the man in front of them, then proceed to do a synchronized cartwheel while still having anal.

Dude! I heard Johnny did a Caterpillar Cartwheel last night! They did five cartwheels before his dick snapped. Poor guy.

by Thechickenwing108 June 6, 2015

Sloppy Caterpillar

When a particularly ugly girl tries to give you a hand-job while you're soft /without boner. This usually doesn't result in ejaculation, and when it does it hurts like a burning hell. Usually done against the man's will.

That ugly bitch gave me a sloppy caterpillar!

by proudyellowman March 28, 2011