Catcus

(noun, /ˈkatkəs/, plural: catci /ˈkat-kī/)

A cat-shaped cactus used a scratching mechanism and/or feline abode.

This word was created by the Youtubers Evan and Katelyn Heling in the video "DIY Cactus Cat House (a CATcus!)" to refer to the DIY cat scratching post/hide for their cat, Mochi Bear (better known as Joob or the Supurrvisor).

Joob was hiding in the catcus.

by UnderCoverHorse February 8, 2022

Catculator

A calculator for your cat

I bought a catculator! It's paws-ibly the best calculator in the world!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 March 21, 2019

Catumanunombie

A cat that is mixed with a human that is a nun and a zombie..

The Catumanunombie was chasing the man down the street.

by nunurass November 14, 2017

Catchment (kashmir)

Catchment is a kashmiri traditional locally known as "thaf". It involves the marrying families having their progeny greet and tie the knot usually with a ring.

Nahal just tied the knot. Her catchment (kashmir) r was a few days ago.

by Edgelord6969420420 September 30, 2020

Calcumalation

1. When your calculation has a spicy twist to it

2. Don't feel like saying calculation, and wanna be built different, say calcumalation

Pronunciation: Cal-cu-malation

"Yo homie can you do this calcumalation for me"
"Sure brodie, this calcumalation is light work"

by You feel me? April 26, 2022

CALCUMATATER

When another assumed human being with a stable gender asks you to count their potatoes and the act requires a calculator.
is often best used to adress someone who is good at doing so (eg.You are the best CALCUMATATER there is!!)

Dude:Hey bro im growing them sweet potato-tatoers!!
Dude#2:COol DO YuO kNw Hwo many you haVE THeere??
Dude:NOOOO BROOOOOO.
Dude#2Cool Lemme Just pull out my c alculator and add these alll up
Dude:ok kk lmoa kkk
Dude#2:THats 3333 Tater PotTAters you got there !
Dude: Youre an awesome CALCUMATATER!!!

by SKILLX100 June 11, 2017

cacum

A cock vacuum as a human.

Dave: "Damn you heard about Melissa?"
John: "You mean the cacum Melissa right?"

by 420dickhead69owo March 7, 2019