An individual who purchases large quantities of firearms, camouflage, knives, body armor etc. that they have absolutely no practical use for.
The typical catalog commando has either very limited or no military experience. They just dress that way because they believe it makes them look tough, cool and like they know what they are doing.
Another quality of the catalog commando is that they rarely (if ever) smile when they're picture is being taken. They will stand there attempting to look intimidating with an unconvincing thousand yard stare.
The typical catalog commando has either very limited or no military experience. They just dress that way because they believe it makes them look tough, cool and like they know what they are doing.
Another quality of the catalog commando is that they rarely (if ever) smile when they're picture is being taken. They will stand there attempting to look intimidating with an unconvincing thousand yard stare.
Firing range safety officer - "Why are you wearing camouflage and body armor to an indoor pistol range? Wait a minute, are you that catalog commando Nutnfancy?
Nutnfancy - "Yes."
Firing range safety officer - "My god, you're even more pathetic in the flesh. NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY RANGE DOUCHER!!!!!"
Nutnfancy - "Yes."
Firing range safety officer - "My god, you're even more pathetic in the flesh. NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY RANGE DOUCHER!!!!!"
by TheNutnfancyProjectHeretic January 28, 2010
Get the Catalog Commandomug. a subset of social media; a website or web application that allows users to digitally catalog things they care about - music, books, movies, art, food, crafts, DIY, etc. while at the same time sharing their content in an online community
Ex: Pinterest, GoodReads, Steroemood, FoodGawker, Craftgawker, WeHeartit
Emily: I can't get off of Pinterest! This social cataloging site is so cool, look at all of my pinboards.
Ashley: Whatever, I'm on goodreads adding books to my digital bookshelf. I'll stick you with a pin if you bother me again.
Emily: I can't get off of Pinterest! This social cataloging site is so cool, look at all of my pinboards.
Ashley: Whatever, I'm on goodreads adding books to my digital bookshelf. I'll stick you with a pin if you bother me again.
by msvaccarino November 4, 2011
Get the social catalogingmug. Porno magazine or Victoria's Secret catalog that you look at while you jerk off to produce your seed.
by CableMonkey September 5, 2015
Get the Seed Catalogmug. by Obviously true facts. May 7, 2018
Get the roblox catalogmug. Memories and information are stored in the brain like files in an office. Stacks and stacks of irrelevant bullshit stored right next to stacks and stack of useful knowledge, however they are rarely confused. Unfortunately, there is no governing form of organization like alphabetical order or topical arrangement, but the thinker is still confident that after flipping through pages and pages of bullshit they will come to the idea/image/fact/etc they were looking for.
Person 1: "I love looking at leaves in the fall."
A person with Catalog Memory: Flips through the molecular process of photosynthesis, looks at the person, thinks about where their shirt was made and what language those people speak, imagines having sex with person 1 and where they would do it, thinks about photosynthesis again, then finds a memory relevant to the original comment. After about 10-20 seconds, person with catalog memory says: "My family and I used to take a road trip down the river every year. We'd stop at a bunch of parks to look at the leaves."
A person with Catalog Memory: Flips through the molecular process of photosynthesis, looks at the person, thinks about where their shirt was made and what language those people speak, imagines having sex with person 1 and where they would do it, thinks about photosynthesis again, then finds a memory relevant to the original comment. After about 10-20 seconds, person with catalog memory says: "My family and I used to take a road trip down the river every year. We'd stop at a bunch of parks to look at the leaves."
by patrick fitzpatrick March 6, 2011
Get the Catalog Memorymug. by Hercolena Oliver October 17, 2008
Get the Online catalogmug. by Sniper115 July 15, 2021
Get the Hauling ass like a sears catalog.mug.