Cat Fever

Somebody who needs a better hobby. All they talk about or create has to do with cats

Yo remember when we used to hang out with Bradson . Homie's got Cat Fever. What a cool cat

by cat.fltr July 15, 2020

cat fart

The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.

Damn dude! That smelled just like a cat fart! Go find a litter box, will ya?!

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

siamese cat fight

When two chinese girls get in a fight. (Like a cat fight but with chinese girls.)

" oh shit, there's a siamese cat fight going on over there."

" I was so mad at her, I almost started up a siamese cat fight."

by L.Macrae.Pats May 25, 2009

cat fight

1. any nasty fight between women, not necessarily involving physical violence

2. two women fighting. Often involving manuvures men would consider out of bounds e.g. pulling hair, scratching, etc.

3. the male fantasy of two women ripping each others clothes off. Combines the pleasure of multiple strippers, wrestling, and novelty for free. What's not to like?

4. the most sexist/sexiest TV commercial of recent memory in which two models strip down to their lingerie in a pool at a fancy restaurant in less than one minute.

The cat fight commercial was Kitana Baker's ticket to fame. She tore off the "Tastes Great" babe's top in one swipe.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

Cat Fetish

When a man gets sexually aroused by seeing the existence of a cat. Usually, the cat is brown and pink with a nice long tail. The man jacks off with his good ol' buddies at their Christmas party to their ex's cat.

The black haired albino has a large Cat Fetish to his Ex's Mom's Cat. He can't be around the cat too long or he might do something to the woman.

by CatFetisher December 31, 2017

CaT FooD

an inconspicuous way of saying Calm The Fuck Down, derived from the acronym CTFD. It is shorter than saying CTFD and easier to get away with than actually saying Calm the Fuck Down.

Employee: Sorry I'm late…had to stop at the store
Boss: Again?! One more time and you're fired!!
Employee: cat food.
Boss: what was that?
Employee:uhh..nothing, I had to get cat food at the store

by LuLucidream October 10, 2010

Cat Fight

When two alpha females fight over the male and throw verbal insults at each other and claw and pull their hair out

Alright lil bitch we’re about have ourselves a Cat Fight

by Juderino November 13, 2017