Caspering

The act of jizzing on ones hand and then proceeding to beat the shit out of the mate with the sticky limb.

"How did Caspering go bro?"

"Man last night was crazy. I Caspered my girlfriend so hard she couldn't even open her eyes when i was done."

by Muff McCabbage October 10, 2011

Caspering

Caspering is the action of dousing one in semen to the point that they have become more cum than person.

"Last night I was caspering my girl so hard that when she moved her arm to turn on the light, she flung my baby batter all over the wall."

by goopguzzler42 January 29, 2020

caspering

The act of vigorously applying facial scrubs/soaps in order to care for one's skin, resulting in a frothy white foam on the face that makes the individual appear ghostly. The term is frequently applied to females--whom inherently spend more time engaging in the activity than males--and often to Asian females specifically, because of their affinity for such beauty rituals.

Melanie spent almost 20 minutes caspering every night, often resulting in her boyfriend falling asleep before she got to bed.

Jane was jealous that her boyfriend's caspering routine was far less involved than hers.

by newordude December 11, 2012

Caspering

The act of putting a Kleenex on your dick and wiggling it around, pretending it's a ghost.

"Me and my wife does this thing called "caspering" after sex, she puts a Kleenex on my dick, and I wiggle the thing around pretending it's a ghost, I think she is interested by how much control men have over their peni."

by Treatz_QW June 4, 2018

casperighteous

The case of a priest coming back as a spirit, haunting all sinners here on earth.

After Father Smith died, his casperighteous self came back to haunt his wife.

by Steve Ebey October 19, 2004

Caspering

When your skin be looking pale/like a ghost.

Person 1: Gaspsss! OMG!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: I thought I saw a ghost but it was just you. Girlll, you be caspering.
Person 2: Girlll bye, I thought my foundation was my correct shade.
Person 1: Well, you thought wrong girlllll.

by Crusty Scrub June 13, 2019

casperity

a word used to define person or people who love my cat named casper. or, someone who believes that casper is superior.

“I believe in casperity!”

by casperityleader November 13, 2021