Castrate Yourself

Something that is said to a dude who has said or done something so inexplicably stupid that his gametes need to be immediately removed from the gene pool.

Ryan: Yeah, I thought it best to get back together with her again.
Josh: Isn't this the fourth time?
Ryan: Well, yeah.
Josh: Fucking castrate yourself.

by AbsolutelyPolishedBean May 18, 2016

Castrate

take away ones "manhood".

"He broke your heart?! LETS CASTRATE THE BOY!"

by broken_dollie December 15, 2004

Castrate

Cutting off a guys balls

im going to castrate you you and shove them down your throat

by lostinyaloveee February 16, 2017

castrate

To remove a man's genitalia.

I'm gonna castrate you.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

Cashscraper

A cashscraper is someone who is thrifty and able to scrape up some cash in the shortest amount of time or find great bargains. This is usually done by flipping, getting something for free and then selling it within a few hours, or looking for coupons before going to buy something. A second hand version is also a cashscraper variant.

Anna has all the latest fashions and mod cons at home but apparently she is a real cashscraper.

by Keolis January 20, 2019

Cashtration

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Sorry, can't go shopping because I am in cashtration.

by Mellen1 April 27, 2010

Castrate

to dismember a dude, to cut of his balls

if you dont listen to me, Ill flat out castrate you!...BITCH!

by Chaquita Bannana September 16, 2005