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Darwinism

The process by which, via natural selection, unfit specimens remove themselves from the gene pool. See Darwin Awards.
He lit up a match to check if the tank had gas in it. Darwinism ensued.
by Dense Fog September 8, 2005
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Carnism

Carnism is the invisible belief system that conditions people to eat certain animals. It is basically the opposite of veganism.

The term was coined by social psychologist Melanie Joy in 2001 when she stated that the lack of terminology around consuming animal products was part of the problem. Without a term to refer to the practice by, it is accepted as the norm and the ignorance around the subject continues to flourish.
Carnism is an extremely important concept that has the potential to dramatically transform the way society thinks about eating animals. - Gene Baur
by my mAin Hack June 19, 2017
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Carlinism

Refers to George Carlin, a comedian from 1960s-2000s. Carlin was prolific in his (usually profane) observations and ridicule of societal norms.
A typical Carlinism: "My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend."
by macdude72 March 10, 2009
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Cognitive Darwinism

The conscious decision to choose the less favorable of two choices resulting in greater probability of a bad outcome.
Refusing to vaccinate to protect yourself is cognitive Darwinism at its finest.
by Pablo Tornado September 27, 2021
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Cerebral Darwinism

Cerebral darwinism is the theory that the fittest brain cells survive through the process of neurological natural selection.
After all the drugs and alcohol he did in high school and college his friends were amazed that he was still a very intelligent, articulate person but he explained that this was a result of cerebral darwinism and that the brain cells that had survived the various assaults of drugs and alcohol and various head injuries incurred in drunk and drugged out stupors, were the fittest brain cells and were actually super brain cells. Those that didn't make it were eliminated by the process of neurological natural selection.
by jmspaesq October 30, 2010
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Anarcho-Darwinism

A political philosophy where everyone does whatever they want. There are laws. But, whoever wants to do evil things will naturally get beat up by the rest of society. Rapists obviously will get killed by other males given a lawless society. Little by little evil people and evil actions will get conditioned out of the human race, thus leaving only good people.
Anarcho-Darwinism is better than being a Democrat, Republican, Anarcho-Communist, and Anarcho-Capitalist.
by Sirlottawin May 20, 2017
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Marwinism

Marwinism is a guideline to life. It is based on the teachings of Marwin, the Mesiah. He his not seen as a God or anything, but as a figure of influence. Marwinism is about living life to it's fullest, sex, video games, and sports. It is pretty much the regular guideline of an average male. You may even be practicing it and not realizing it! Join on Facebook or Myspace today!!
"I'm so glad i believe in Marwin! Thanks to Marwinism, my life is now complete!!!"
by Karazy_Brian June 27, 2009
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