Carsonian Humor

Carsonian Humor is a subcategory of modern humor popularized by CallMeCarson, a famous YouTuber who's sense of humor can be summarized by saying

"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.

"Hey man do you like H A M B O R G E R?"

"Oh I didnt realize you used Carsonian Humor, you must be autistic"

by IWannaTakeANap October 4, 2019

CARSONFOLES1

Greatest player In Football Fusion history

CARSONFOLES1 IS A GOAT

by CARSONFOLES1 June 24, 2021

Coronify

A cancellation, postponement, or even destruction of something due to the Corona virus.

I was supposed to have such an exciting day today, but unfortunately all my plans have been coronified.
I wish someone would Coronify Boris Johnson.
Is anybody able to uncoronify my will to live.
The coronification of my job interview wasn't too upsetting.

by gerg_de_goblin January 6, 2021

carsony

when someone steals a car, and subsequently blows it up. A combination of 'car theft' and 'arsony'. Also, one who commits carsony is considered a carsonist.

"That car looks like a victim of carsony. That man is a known carsonist.

by Ryan Metzler September 13, 2007

Carsonis_cool

The coolest minecraft Player

carson: Im Carsonis_cool
Everyone: Can i get your autograph

by Carsonis_cool June 20, 2021

Carsonism

Carson is god. Carsonism is the religion that celebrates Carson and his core pratices and beliefs. The secret will not be shared as to how he is so powerful, it will only be revealed to those who join. Let us all celebrate and praise Carson efore the day or reckoning. He is God. He is life. Bless Carson

"I believe in Carsonism. Carson is God." "Yes, yes he is."

by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 28, 2021

Carsoncy

The theft of ones personal property for reselling to profit.

Adam is infamous for getting away with carsoncy.

by Clint Is God August 1, 2006