Not all vaccines are created equal.

When non-Western home-grown—half-baked or partially trialed—vaccines are shunned even by locals, which are often donated or exported at a discounted price to developing countries that can’t afford the “safer” ones produced by the West—the top three countries involved in this vaccine diplomacy game are China, India, and Russia, whose “cheap-and-cheat” vaccines do not exude much confidence among millions of targeted recipients.

Although the Chinese, Indian, or Russian vaccines are offered free of charge to them, millions of people in the developing world refuse to be jabbed, because they know too well that not all vaccines are created equal.

by MathPlus January 24, 2021

carpeted

the definition of being so totally drunk that you inevitably end up crashing out on the floor and sleeping there for the rest of the night.

My god! Last night Mikey drank 13 pints of cider, he was so carpeted!

by Henery Duong July 15, 2007

carseat

While making love to a woman from behind, rather than reaching under her arms to fondle her breasts, the partner reaches over her shoulders.

May be performed standing or sitting, or in a motor vehicle.

Jack and Jill usually carseat while making love. She says it is off the hook.

by Carseater March 27, 2010

hatsune miku created <franchise>

this is an internet joke, where if a large and widely loved franchise turns out to have a creator who is a bad person for whatever reason (doesnt pay their workers, transphobic, etc) people will jokingly say that hatsune miku, the vocaloid digital singer, actually created and owned said franchise, as the real creator doesnt deserve the recognition they get, miku as someone who isnt real and therefore cannot actually do anything wrong gets the recognition shifted to her. the most common usage for this is in reference to minecraft, as notch is transphobic.

person 1: haha wow i love butch hartman's work! danny phantom is my favorite
person 2: but butch hartman didnt create danny phantom, hatsune miku created danny phantom!
person 1: oh yea right, my bad
person 3: yeah hatsune miku created <franchise> as well yknow! she might as well have created everything in the universe haha
person 2: might as well have? fool, she already HAS

by gotcha buddy ;)) July 25, 2020

government created killer nanorobot infection

a serious epidemic which is now known as GCKNI (Government Created Killer Nanorobot Infection)

Can be spotted by the little red marks all over their bodies resembling freckles.

Those poor people who were involved in the outbreak of GCKNI (Government Created Killer Nanorobot Infection) will never be the same.

by Edward Lavender June 21, 2007

cardenated

When someone's friends draw stuff on you (such as penises) or to embarrassing things to you (no not that thing...) and take pictures; then they erase it from your face and make you think nothing happened. Later they show you the pictures in front of everyone, embarrassing the hell out of you.

"Check out these pics, Bro!" - bro 1
"HAHAHA, oh wait, is that me?!" - bro 2
"Yeah, you just got cardenated!" - bro 1

by avecsellers July 1, 2010

Created Player

Someone so excellent at what they do that they are like a fantasy player created in a sports video game.

LeBron James is a created player.

Usain Bolt is a created player.

I have dated a lot of women over the years, but my girlfriend Ashley is everything I ever wanted and more. From her body to her brains. She is a created player.

by BigMilkyT28 August 25, 2009