a carrot in god's potato field 

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent

dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)

a carrot in god's potato field by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2013

carrot wacker 

A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory.

Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.

carrot wacker by jjfrey October 15, 2010

Carrot'd 

To be stabbed with a sharpened carrot, usually in prison.

Shanked with a carrot

inmate 1:Ay man i heard yo boy got fucked up.
inmate 2:he got carrot'd

Carrot'd by mmmkitty December 5, 2009

carrotcruncher 

A carrotcruncher is a term used for a supporter of southampton football club, so called due to thier accent which sounds like a 17th century farm hand, in fact the vast majority still work on farms in the Hampshire and Dorset area.

A Bournemouth football fan would say "we beat the carrotcrunchers 4-0 today"

carrotcruncher by mladen September 10, 2007

charles carreon 

Someone who doesn't mind hurting lots of people just to spite one person.

In 2012 the lawyer Charles Carreon realized that he was looking like a complete and utter asshole in the argument with the internet cartoon The Oatmeal, so he sued to prevent the American Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Fund from receiving $211,000 in charity that had raised by the cartoon's owner.

The principal is being a Charles Carreon - he just canceled the prom because a guy wanted to bring his boyfriend to it.

Don't be a Charles Carreon, it won't be just your ex who will get hurt, but all of her friends as well.

charles carreon by serena55 July 4, 2012

cool as a carrot 

XQC's response when told to complete this phrase: "as cool as ____" while playing Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

me: I'm so good with the ladies, I'm as cool as a carrot
friend: don't you mean cucumber?

me: "how was I supposed to know that?"

cool as a carrot by Acorrn November 10, 2020

What color is a carrot 

Carrot? I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s a carrot. Uhhhh I don’t know bout carrots. I don’t know none bout that.

Hey beetlejuice “what color is a carrot?”
“Carrot? I think it’s uhhhh, I think it’s uhhh, a carrot?? I don’t know nothin bout carrots. I don’t know nothin bout that“

What color is a carrot by Definitely not Amalia August 24, 2020