Carrot'd

To be stabbed with a sharpened carrot, usually in prison.

Shanked with a carrot

inmate 1:Ay man i heard yo boy got fucked up.
inmate 2:he got carrot'd

by mmmkitty December 5, 2009

CAROTAN

CAROTAN is a ship. The best ship!

OMG I STAN CAROTAN!

by Carotan September 17, 2019

carrotcruncher

A carrotcruncher is a term used for a supporter of southampton football club, so called due to thier accent which sounds like a 17th century farm hand, in fact the vast majority still work on farms in the Hampshire and Dorset area.

A Bournemouth football fan would say "we beat the carrotcrunchers 4-0 today"

by mladen September 10, 2007

Carlota

She's so amazing makes everyone laugh and has so many friends. She's beautiful inside and out. You always wanna see her every morning she makes you happy. You couldn't live without her. Don't lose her.

Do you have a carlota?
Yeah I love her she's my best friend!

by brianna031016 January 27, 2017

cool as a carrot

XQC's response when told to complete this phrase: "as cool as ____" while playing Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

me: I'm so good with the ladies, I'm as cool as a carrot
friend: don't you mean cucumber?

me: "how was I supposed to know that?"

by Acorrn November 10, 2020

What color is a carrot

Carrot? I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s a carrot. Uhhhh I don’t know bout carrots. I don’t know none bout that.

Hey beetlejuice “what color is a carrot?”
“Carrot? I think it’s uhhhh, I think it’s uhhh, a carrot?? I don’t know nothin bout carrots. I don’t know nothin bout that“

by Definitely not Amalia August 24, 2020

Carlotta

I hope you know that every time I tell you to get home safe, stay warm, have a good day, or sleep well what I am really saying is I love you. I love you so damn much that it is starting to steal other words’ meanings.
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.

Carlotta i love you
Your boii George

by Newfreezer2k19 February 23, 2019