The carlodica is a car equipped with a funnel that collects wind while driven powering a Melodica keyboard and enabling the performer/driver to drink, smoke, and talk on a cell phone while driving and playing a traditional melodica. The Carlodica is played while the car is in motion. The volume of the Carlodica is regulated by the gas pedal which also propels the vehicle forward. The faster you drive the louder it gets. For fixed dynamics, set the cruise control around 70 MPH. A beautiful tremolo effect can be achieved by accelerating and slamming on the breaks repeatedly. Children love playing the Carlodica!
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A car so over loaded with people the back bumper is close to dragging on the ground. Quite often this car is full of black people or mexicans. If black then there is likely drugs in the car. If mexican then there is likely at least 3 people in the trunk without green cards or in the case of a cadillac (certainly stolen) there are at least 7 people in the trunk.
A car so over loaded with people the back bumper is close to dragging on the ground. Quite often this car is full of black people or mexicans. If black then there is likely drugs in the car. If mexican then there is likely at least 3 people in the trunk without green cards or in the case of a cadillac (certainly stolen) there are at least 7 people in the trunk.
Check out that Carlota rolling down Colfax.
Damn, there has to be atleast 15 beaners in that ride. Look at the sparks coming off the bumper.
Call INS.
Damn, there has to be atleast 15 beaners in that ride. Look at the sparks coming off the bumper.
Call INS.
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