Carlinesque

A word, phrase, dialogue or gesture which resembles or has the essence of the legendary comedian George Carlin.

"The way you told off that cop was almost Carlinesque!"
"The article on the 'Senselessness of Jogging' had a very Carlinesque tone."

by adumb May 5, 2005

Cringus

Hot or Iced beverage composed of ground coffee beans.

"That's a nice cup of cringus you got there."

by IcedCringus July 23, 2020

Captain Carling

A Manc, who insists that Carling is in the same league as Cristal.

Rob Doodson a.k.a Captain Carling

by FaceAche November 5, 2006

Carlingford

Best suburb ever. Located in the Hills District, North-Western Sydney, Australia. Lots of greenery and wildlife!

I wish I lived in Carlingford!

by that_would_be_me September 6, 2010

earlingus fungus

when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.

"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."

"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"

by mynameisjeff March 18, 2015

Catalingus

The act of a female cat licking its own vagina.

Don't pet Fuzxy, she's in the corner performing catalingus.

by Appleflavredfun February 24, 2017

cringusting

When something is both cringe-worthy and disgusting at the same time.

"Have you seen the video about that guy who collects his belly button lint in a jar?"
"Oh my god yes I've seen it. It's fucking cringusting!"

by topoftheforts March 9, 2018