Carline

The hell you wait in picking up your kids.

I almost told off three Karen’s waiting in carline.

by Gshlon December 3, 2021

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Carcinerated

The act of over cooking/roasting/toasting/barbecuing food beyond the umami caramelisation point and venturing into the danger zone of burnt, carcinogenic madness. It is a portmanteau of 'carcinogen' and 'incinerate'.

Kim was disappointed when he returned to the kitchen to discover his pot of soupy rice slop had formed a burnt and blackened crust on the bottom.
Chris: Don't worry - in many parts of the world that crispy rice crust is prized.
Kim: Maybe so, but judging by the burnt toast smell and the evil charred black bits, I fear it has been carcinerated.

by Ernest_Hemmingroid August 15, 2022

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