Carjackistan

Carjackistan is a fictitious country located where ever the statement it is in requires it. Is usually used in automotive jargon when the mechanic as no idea where to order the part from or as no idea from where it is coming.

Sure, I can have that there 710 cap here in a couple of weeks. May take longer though, it's being shipped from Carjackistan.

by eaglescout238 December 17, 2011

Carmack’ed

When someone sells you a vehicle, but refuses to provide you with the documentation necessary to register the vehicle.

This term comes from a notorious Missouri car dealer who sold tens of people automobiles but refused to give them the titles because he used them as collateral to secure personal loans.

The guy I bought my truck from really Carmack’ed me! He refuses to send me a bill of sale, and the DMV won’t let me register the truck in my name without it.

by erica g. February 25, 2021

J. Carmack

1. The vessel in which the Makron manifests itself in our universe.
2. Co-founder of id software

1. Through J. Carmack the Makron will kill us all
2. If it were'nt for good ol' J. Carmack we wouldnt have fun games

by X.Legend June 11, 2006

Mullah of Carjackistan

the Middle East's wealthiest potentate. He governs his Islamic kingdom under strict Shiite (pronounced Sheeyat) rule. The mullah hates whitey.

The Mullah of Carjackistan funds terrorism on a global scale.

by Colin Bowel October 1, 2003

carjaculation

Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.

Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!

by killersbytrade April 3, 2009

casjack

Masturbation without the intention to finish. Also known as "casual jacking"

"Dude would you jerk off a homeless man?"

" No way, i would only give him a filthy casjack"

"Yum, where can i get some of that?"

by Creep232 March 16, 2011

casjack

Casjack (casual jack) is a form of self stimulation with no intent to finish or promote ejaculation. It is relaxing and can be done for hours. It is kinda in right now.

Tom casjacked all afternoon while playing cod. All in all good day.

by tru111234 March 16, 2011