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Same description as a Karen, but Caren for 17 and younger
Oh my god do you hear her screaming such a Caren
Caren by Mariiana September 28, 2020
Contraction of the words care and not, although often used as a general expression for not caring.
caren't by coolpotatoe724 May 18, 2025

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.
Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

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A love between two people that will never die, how these two people wish to wake up next to each other and hold hands but they can't because of their lives and the commitment they made. Little do people know that their worlds are falling apart every second because they're not right next to each other, and they know they'll never be...
OMG, Camren is the saddest thing I've known!
Camren by BruhItsDinah August 6, 2017
This is the most amazing ship out there, this ship consists of Lauren Michelle Jauregui and Karla Camila Cabello, it will break your heart and make you believe in true love. It is absolutely beautiful and makes you want to cry your heart out, and slap the two halves of the ship because they haven't dated yet.
"Omg have you read Trials and Tribulations on Wattpad, its a Camren story"
Camren by CamrenFohLyfe June 5, 2016
Camren: An adorable relationship between Lauren jauregui and Camila Cabello. The only proof of the relationship are stated, lip bites, secret touches, and tumblr indirects. Even though Lauren has said that it never happened Camren Stan’s (me) continue to believe in it.
Lauren: it’s invasive and delusional Camren was never ever real

Camren stan: NO NO NO NO CAMREN WILL LIVE ON SUN AND MOON WE NEED THIS
Camren by Emma.J0nes August 3, 2018