dirty cartography table

To have sexual intercourse with a cartographer from minecraft. Upon climax both simultaneously loudly shout the villager noise. Hmmmmm

Her trades were to expensive so I gave her the Dirty cartography table.

by Hdjdjnrj February 13, 2021

Cartographer

Noun: One who works on Veep Avenue. Technically, a cartographer is one whose trade is the production of maps. As of the Calendar year 2013, this definition has come to encompass one who is a genius in creating programming/interaction between two or more applications.

Shara Wessel is one hell of a Cartographer! She loves to map!

by AGDIC July 10, 2014

cartographerization

Process of organizing software project source code directory structure in a way resembling that which Google's Cartographer employs.

"This project got its build scripts duct-taped beyond belief."
"How about we cartographerize it?"
"Cartographerization... sounds like a plan."

by aurzenligl February 28, 2019

Careography

The choreography of cars, often seen in action movies and car demonstrations.

Guy 1: Dude, I saw The Blues Brothersyesterday
Guy 2: Oh Ya?
Guy 1: Ya, the Careography was great

by Lucky251 December 27, 2008

carnographer

(noun) someone who makes maps out of meat, or maps of meat.

The carnographer marked the filet and the other cuts in marker on the cow.

by skillethead October 5, 2012

Cartography

The art of taking pictures from inside a car.

It takes much skill to master the art of cartography. (TRUE FACT)

by BetterDenYou December 2, 2016

Cartographer

acts like a god by naming places, stealing land, putting borders, etc. Cartographers like to act innocent by saying that the mapping is just for exploration and pure science, while the true intention of their financiers is to take your land. It is an evil profession. Do not trust them.

"James Cook FRS (7 November 1728 – 14 February 1779) was a British explorer, navigator, cartographer, and captain in the British Royal Navy, famous for his three voyages between 1768 and 1779 in the Pacific Ocean and to New Zealand and Australia in particular." - Wikipedia

by mapmakerdavid May 22, 2022