Mary Carillo

-slang for a near-retarded sports commentator

-Mary Carillo makes a living through ad hoc comments that stupid people love

-NBC does everything it can to make sure she doesn't come into contact with other commentators because they all hate her (and her rancid pussy probably stinks up the set, too)

-Mary Carillo makes comments that delight and intrigue the dregs of society

Mary Carillo is a cheap, nasty whore.

by ATennisFan February 28, 2010

Cardello's Butthole

The proposition which stiplulates that there must be another world buttfucking, asslicking, and fingering which is a separate world from the one we have.

I have seen proofs of Cardello's Butthole all around, and they are totally griggidy.

by Divergent Realitude December 23, 2007

Cardiologin

The role of cardiologist when taking action in and or studying their career.

Oh you know the homie a cardiologist he be cardiologin and shit.

by Jay dub😎 January 4, 2022

Roberto Alejandro Martinez Carrillo III

A Furry with spending problems.

stop showering with your dog you Roberto Alejandro Martinez Carrillo III

by Loucus July 30, 2022

carillo

the epitome of cool. a state of being. zen.

dude, you should have come last night, the party was straight up carillo.

can you believe that asshole? I want to slap him.
nah dude, I'm maintaining my carillo.

by karen f. o'brien. August 20, 2008

caudillo

A Spanish dictator

That caudillo is a killer

by caudillort December 18, 2016

Jessica Carrillo

a transvestite prostitute who likes to wear nylons on his head and socks on his dick but only sells on tuesdays and wednesday because his stripper poker parties are on mondays and the rest of the week he is a part time marine biologist.

whore 1: you goin to that poker party?
whore 2: no, man. it's at Jessica Carrillo's.
whore 1: but i thought he was selling today.
whore 2: naa, that's only on tuesdays and wednesdays.
whore 1: oh, ok.
whore 3: i'm not a whore.
whore 1 and 2: WHORE!

by Mike the Genius December 11, 2011