Cardboardios

Off-brand cheerios that you find in the dining halls at your college. No matter what you put on them or in your cereal with them, they still taste like cardboard.

They didn't have anything good in the dining hall this morning, so I had to settle for Cardboardios.

by Dudewithaslug October 30, 2011

cardboardist

A pussy eating lesbian.

quit being a gay cardboardist

by canIwatch January 23, 2010

cardboardify

The act of making a food into a cardboard-like state.

“This school managed to cardboardify these fries, now didn’t they?”

by yesmaamsirmaam November 15, 2021