Canting

A period of time where the ability to can is lost due to any given situation or circumstance. Can last from minutes to days on end

Guy 1- hey man are you ok?
Guy 2- nah, my friend just told me that slenda hanhas coke in it and now I'm canting.

Guy 1- sucks man.

by Thuma Urman February 11, 2015

cant

Cant is bullshit uttered by a whining, ignorant bullshitter who bullshits whenever he speaks.

Joe: Gotham Green is so white, they are all wiggas.

Bob: What a steaming load of cant - just shut it you jamoke.

by JamokeJoe July 9, 2009

cant

Like cunt but more friendly patter

you cant AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

by mokafu January 18, 2004

cant

means a pussy, a loser, a jack-ass.

Simple a big time idoit.

Or a joking way of calling out a friend who is wrong or did something stupid.

Hey pul ur a cant.

Molse nidez that cant and will bolt-char-arzz.

what a cant, he sucks at everything.

by Ronitz January 3, 2008

cant

an actual word tom! ;

i cant run for chocolate !(H)

by befbef March 24, 2008

CANT

Complex And Needlessly Technical. Overly complex, overly convoluted. The antonym to KISSor Kept It Simple Stupid. Describes systems or processes that are complicated for complexity's sake. First used in 2007 at British Telecom plc to describe their Order to Bill system.

What a CANT that Sarbannes-Oxley procedure is!!

by Michael Willcocks January 1, 2009

cant

someone who either hasd a shite job is going to have one

jamie houston u fuckin cant

by randal January 13, 2004