Cantored

Shaving your head to the point where you are as bald as Jim Cantore from The Weather Channel.

I took a razor and shaved all my hair off like a badass. Dude, I'm totally Cantored.

by Boomer Radley August 9, 2012

Cantanope

A double negative assertion combining can not and nope. When there is 0% chance that something will happen. An emphatic NO. Coined during an enlightened mushroom trip by the legendary couple Vince and Grace the term is often used by high intellects and geniuses as one word answer to ridiculous questions.

Chad the traitor: Can you hire me in your new company?

Vince: Cantanope!

by VncGrc129 November 24, 2021

Cantalope

A word that is use to describe a person who is being a cunt!

Man she is such a Cantalope!

by Mr. Giraff3 October 6, 2013

cantore

A bald guy getting a fierce blow job on or near the beach.

Peter enjoyed the occasional Cantore' from Susan on the beach where she felt freaky and free.

by NikofTime October 9, 2018

joey cantore

Savage asf, and always hungry.
Favorite words= food, boobs, bdubs, and 69

Joey cantore loves boobs and also bdubs

by the majestic unicorn February 4, 2018

cantalope halves

A woman's perfect (booty)or ass.

"Damn! Lookit the cantalope halves on Kayla!"

by ChChChChia January 31, 2008

cantarelli

slang for big dick

Damn look at that cantarelli

by your mom 223o938389 November 7, 2013