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Bantankerous

An adjective, usually used to describe a person of somewhat advanced years, who is disagreeable to deal with, but has excellent, provocative chat, or banter.
Dave: Saw Frank today in the supermarket. The miserable bugger's convinced we should house all homeless people in jail and let them eat the prisoners.

Boris: Yeah, he's a bantankerous old git, isn't he?!
by The Noceros February 20, 2010
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Kantankerous

adj.Excessively friskey, possibly the result of alcohol and dancing.Extremely active in the sexual department.
Ex. Today i went to a party and all the guys were rather kantankerous.
by Micki the Magnificent August 7, 2006
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cuntwanker

Noun: A Cunt that clearly is also a wanker.
Wow Michael, you are such a cuntwanker. And you suck at golf.
by thehonkster June 11, 2009
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CANTAKEROUS

A grumpy, dry witted old man who values the material possessions acquired throughout their life.
Forrest Fenn, a cantakerous fellow, was bound and determined to take his treasure with him when he passed. So he found a way to do just that!!
by fallingrock June 16, 2018
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Cantankerous Gnome

This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.
"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*
by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006
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cantwankerous

Irritability caused by a situation that prevents one from having the opportunity to masturbate.
When relatives came to visit, Joe found himself unable to get any privacy and became increasingly cantwankerous.
by ladydady December 11, 2015
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mantankerous

A guy who is really grumpy and disagreeable. Usually occurs first thing in the morning, when consuming large amounts of alcohol, or while watching sports.
When he gets to boozin', he really gets mantankerous.
by Carlos18 July 23, 2010
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