Canosaing

To "canosa" (canosaing) is to show off how intellectually superior you are to all your "friends", usually on how much better you are at an activity or game, even if they suck. People who "canosa" often typically have large foreheads, to store their equally large egos - they get bullied easily, and spend most of their free time in front of a mirror or under a kitchen table.

"I went 9/1/1 in that Lee Sin game I played yesterday, I carried so hard"
"But that was a bot game..."
"...and?"
"bro, stop canosaing"

by 100%4headmass December 23, 2019

Canvas

a gay ass website for online school where the teachers don't even know what they're doing half the time

student 1: did you do the 20 spanish assignments in canvas?
student 2: no, the teacher didn't put them in for everyone, so half the class is gonna fail

by rilu rilu September 11, 2020

canivamo

n. A canivamo is a person that pursues three or more women.

Guy 1: "Dude who the hell do you like? It seems like you switch from a different girl to another every city you visit!"
Guy 2: "Bro I'm torn between four women! They drive me cuhrazy!
Guy 1: "Fucking canivamo..."

by michael jackson's house December 17, 2008

caniva

Short for 'can I have a'.

(Can-I-va)

Daughter: "Mom, caniva chocolate bar?"

by whatfuckingnameisntbeingused March 21, 2015

cannovation

A disruptive technology in the cannabis industry.

Bro: Yo dude have you tried this new vape? Its a real cannovation!

by Strongbino August 8, 2014

Jizz Canvas

Slang for an individuals face - Normally used when describing a past or future sexual encounter.

Ted: That girl you pulled last night was fat as fuck.
Dave: Yeah she wasn't the best, nice jizz canvas though!

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Barry: Have you seen the new girl in accounting?

Alan: Caught a glimpse of the backend of it before, what's the jizz canvas like?
Barry: favourable.

by Chip Lebowski August 17, 2011

The Spill Canvas

The greatest emo band in the world.

The Spill Canvas Domminates!

by ~~austin~~ January 9, 2008