A classic 1980's John Hughes flick that chronicles the story of Samantha, a sixteen year old whose family has forgotten her birthday. Jake Ryan, the "perfect" guy in school, saves the day- saving Samantha from her sister's awful wedding, and buying her a birthday cake. This movie is famous for it's archetype characters- 'The geek'- Called either Farmer Ted, or the Geek, and played by Anthony Michael Hall, 'the perfect man'- Jake Ryan, played by actor/model Michael Schoeffling, and 'the awkward high school girl', played by Molly Ringwald. The character of Jake Ryan has grown extrememly popular over the years as an example of a perfect man- smart, rich, courteous, sweet, considerate- and one who breaks up with the curvy, beautiful head cheerleader for the gawky, awkward younger girl.
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Isn't that gay?
Not in the reservation it's not.
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Not in the reservation it's not.
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*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*
Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"
Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"
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6th: THINK THEY ARE THE SHIT! always decorating lockers and they get lost like how do u get lost in a square LET ME KNOW!!
7th: DRAMAAAAAAA! guidance is ur savior and it's all you do! think they are so cool bc they hu
8th: can't complain really they are cool and hu a lot so yea
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6th: THINK THEY ARE THE SHIT! always decorating lockers and they get lost like how do u get lost in a square LET ME KNOW!!
7th: DRAMAAAAAAA! guidance is ur savior and it's all you do! think they are so cool bc they hu
8th: can't complain really they are cool and hu a lot so yea
very diverse
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