Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.

Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012

What bizarre act is the canine performing?

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

narcissistic cannibal

A person who uses others for his or her own personal gain and abruptly ends the "relationship" when the person is of no further use to them. This person is often physically or emotionally draining to be around and seems to become more energetic as others become drained.

Jason: I don't understand why Lauren won't call me back anymore to hang out.
Willis: She doesn't need you to drive her places now.
Jason: I thought we were still friends.
Willis: She's a narcissistic cannibal, she doesn't make real friends. She just uses them up.

by whatsuppdawg March 7, 2012

get canned

get fired, lose the job

If you continue to space out you are going to get canned.

by NoNick April 26, 2015

ciannie

Ciannie is a beautiful, attractive, smart, loving, caring, well thoughtful person. She is sometimes teased for her looks but inside she knows she is the most beautiful girl in the world. All guys want her and all girls wanna be her. Lots of people are jealous of her and envy her amazing talents. She is thick and has a big butt. Which attracts all boys.

Should I talk to Ciannie.

Only if you wanna be rejected by such a beauty.

by Secret Admirer 😉 March 14, 2017

Canned Sunshine

The result of nuclear fission, or more simply put to detonate a nuclear bomb.

If we really wanted to make peace in the Middle East, all we really have to do is open up some canned sunshine on them and start all over!

by Bangboy February 7, 2010

Canning Town

Area of the East End of London. Part of the borough of Newham.
Known as the birth place of countless of White English working class criminals.

'Pakis may run the gaff in Bethnal Green, but they don't f*cking do here!'
Canning Town native

by Beggie July 13, 2012