canklet

a canklet is an ankle bracelet worn by someone with cankles. often it ends up looking like a misplaced choker.

aww, that chubby girl looks so dainty and pretty with her fat painted toes and that pretty canklet.

by s beskow August 21, 2006

Cankle

Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.

Good god look at the cankles on that fat lady!

by David May 23, 2004

Cankles

Calf to ankle. No ankle. Just one leg minus an ankle

Kendall stephens has the worst cankles I have ever seen

by Swagboy1225 February 25, 2015

cankleasaurus rex

A humorous descriptor for a person with extremely overt cankles.

Dude, if that girl was a dinosaur, she would be a cankleasaurus rex.

by fo shankle February 8, 2010

cankle(s)

A swelling of the ankle and lower calf so as to obliterate the normal tapered boundary between the two. While it may be simply be deposition of adipose tissue (fat), or even excessive standing, in some cases the cankle may represent a symptom of kidney disease or even congestive heart failure, in that the swelling could be caused by excessive fluid retention in the lower leg which the failing heart is unable to pump uphill or the kidneys are unable to excrete into the urine.

While the term is ordinarily used in a sexist manner to insult a woman's beauty, cankles may represent more than a mere cosmetic problem, but actually a dangerous situation calling for evfaluation by a physician.

The middle-aged woman was so ashamed of her cankle(s) that she had long worn long dresses to obscure them but, later, only after she had been hospitalized with severe kidney and heart disease, did her family realize that the cankle(s) were an early sign of her illness.

by Dr Whosis October 12, 2009

Canked

U.S. Military slang, meaning cancelled summarily.

My leave was canked last week.

by PJNevada March 24, 2009

Cankle Dick

When you have a big dick but have erectyle dysfunction so it is so flaccid that your lover cannot get any enjoyment from your gerth.

My sirority sister hooked up with this hot guy and when they went to do the deed he could not enter because he had cankle dick.

by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016