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Ass Canal

When a girl has such a fat ass that you can't hit it from behind.

That space between the cheek to the pussy.
Guy: Lemme hit it from behind.
Girl: ok

Guy: Oh shit
Girl: what's wrong
Guy: Your ass canal is so long my dick can't reach
Girl: Yeah my ass is huge, I have a 5 inch ass canal.
Girl: You can hit it from the front I guess
Guy: nah it's not the same
The End
by Tall Grim April 21, 2017
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Cranialrectalectomy

The surgical removal of ones head from their ass. With excessive amounts of pain.
That guy needs to get a cranialrectalectomy!
by GreatTesticlese December 27, 2010
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cannalibrium

can·nai·lib·ri·um (n)

1. the sense of improving well-being from the consumption of cannabis;

2. when the psychotropic threshold is managed balancing spirit, mind, and body to enhance creativity and optimal performance;

3. the cannabis mediated homeostasis of the human endocannabinoid system;

4. the effect of natural daily consumption of cannabis as nutrition;

5. when cannabis and hemp flows freely for each individual as part of a sustainable world

Derived from e·qui·lib·ri·um
1) When your body receives the nutritional value of cannabis, increasing your sense of well-being, you are not "high" you are in "cannalibrium".
2) When cannabis flows freely in society for the health and well being of all, society is in cannalibrium.
3) When each person can sustain their own livelihood by crafting with cannabis, they are in cannalibrium.
4) When the world is sustained by cannabis taking it's rightful place as intended by the creator, the world will be in cannalibrium.
5) When Thomas Jefferson wrote on hemp paper, "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness", he was in cannalibrium.
by plant geek August 24, 2013
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cainalist

someone who is triggered very often by petty things and / or often contradict themselves about certain topics on social media
most kpop stans are cainalists
by Ryandigzz October 17, 2020
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cranial rectal inversion

"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."
by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003
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Cranial Rectumitis

A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion
That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!
by Travelin Neil June 22, 2006
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Cranial

Another term for being way too fucked up off a substance.
Jake: Yo, you good bro?

Joey: Yeahhh I'm good but this weed got me Cranial right now.
by RealJay January 4, 2021
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