The Candle

1) stick your boner in boiling hot wax
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle

Byron: Happy Birthday Moniqua! Now don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle...

Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?!

Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.

by Lotus69 April 17, 2014

candle

A lazy man's way of saying "can't handle". Invented by a smart man by the name of john.

Zamy : "hey john lets go play sf!"
John: my computer candle it

by ihunt4bieber January 22, 2010

candling

to insert a candle stick up one's vagina, similar to fingering only using a candle instead of one's finger.

Brian Kennedy wants to candle any thing that has a vagina this saturday night. Brian Kennedy was unsucessful while candling Jessica.

by Kevin Bradord July 30, 2006

candled

1. Drunk
2. Full
3. Tired, exhausted
4. wasted
5. wasted by drugs
6. spaced

I'm totally candled, shouldnt have drunk all that white lightning

Ive eaten too much, Im totally candled

by Adam October 05, 2004

Candle

A smelly 10 cent piece of wax that you can burn that females buy for $20. Once used for light before electricity and the lightbulb.

Should I buy the $15 peach raspberry candle or the $25 holiday sampler?

by DudemanBKNYC November 19, 2016

candle

a joint, a blunt, its so thin and white that when lit it looks like a birthday candle

Katt Williams: "I have 12 candles at my house. I've been waiting to burn them mudafuckas"

by Brizzy Izzy July 26, 2011

candle

Another word for a tampon.

Here, I'll buy you a candle. *No fucking pads...cheap losers.*

by azclawson July 19, 2010