Canadering

When someone is being a total asshole, dick, or annoying pest they are Canadering.

Guy#1: Dude please let me go with you, I really wanna

Guy #2: QUIT CANADERING ME ASSHOLE

by QuiggleBiffer April 28, 2011

melted candle

the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.

oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.

by Two ton Tess January 13, 2008

candlelight vigil

standard /routine, if not downright overused, method of remembrance for pretty much anything

Having lossed her goldfish to the toilet, little Sally thought a candlelight vigil was surely in order.

by sheila in the car June 28, 2009

Greek candle

The greek candle is a game where the contestants have to put a candle in their anus to hold it. Once the candles are lit, the first one to chicken out because of the pain due to the burning wax loses.

I won the greek candle contest and now my ass is burning

Me and the boys were hanging out at this EDM festival greek candling by the tent.

by GreekCandler2000 July 29, 2016

candle jack

Candle Jack is a villian from the WB show, "Freakzoid". He abducts anyone who says his na

You idiots, candle jack isn't real. I can say it all I wan

by m0d August 14, 2006

A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta

Best fucking song ever, plain and simple.

Go youtube it, right now, it's by Asking Alexandria.

Person A: This isn't over baby don't believe a word they said!
Person B: BUT THEN, SHE TAKES A MOMENT TO PONDER, TO WONDER WHAT COULD'VE BEEN GIVEN ANOTHER CHANCE!
Person A: Fuck yeah! A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta owns!

by awrawerawerwar May 1, 2010

candlewoodie

a log floating in candlewood that stupid people think looks like a sea creature.....until it swims up and touches them.

is that your log or is candlewoodie happy to see me?

by rroddyppiper July 25, 2011