hambonics

oddly constructed phrases that sound reasonable at first but upon further consideration you realize that he's blabbering

I'm going to the crapateria for a cup of coffee
Man, this strategery has my head spinning

by Pecanwombat January 6, 2004

cybonics

words or language used when talking about technology, especially computers.

we were talking about putting together a new computer, but she didnt understand my cybonics.

by Meathook March 25, 2004

ceebonics

Stands for "Caucasian Ebonics". It is the technical term for the "white person" voice made famous by black comedians. This can be done by nasally pronouncing every syllable in a sentence properly.

Dave Chappelle talking in Ceebonics is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

by mDub1255 December 25, 2007

cauconics

the process of talking like a white nigga

Hello Wilford I am Fred would you like to have intense sexual relations with me? (cauconics)

Why of course Wilford I will please you buttocks with my penis!

by Flabber the bunny October 15, 2007

Zanis Cambanis

this slimy frogs origins can be traced back to its homeland of greece unusually for a frog it is wider than it is tall and could not leap nimbly to save its life(see serge isakov). however it should not be underestimated as it secretes a gas so deadly that it can kill a grown man at 20 paces

"oh dam iv dun a zanis"
definition:oh dearie doo dah i hav eaten copious feta and souvlaki and hav just excreted it in a poisonous cloud

by bertrude milward lll April 26, 2005

Crawbonics

1. A newly developed system of terminology intended for use only by obviously Caucasian men who would rather be of African descent, or anyone who wishes to make fun of the previously mentioned Caucasian(s).

Kyle: word dats boot doe!
Jimmy: dude i hate you so much. you are WHITE so stop speaking in Crawbonics.

by r1e2d4s5o7x8 September 14, 2009

craybonics

Language of crazy people.

"I don't understand that nut! She speaks in craybonics."

by notasquirrel March 27, 2014