Calories

Tiny organisms that live in most people's closets and sew their cloths tighter every night

I have too many calories in my closet.

How come calories don't creep into your closet?

by Mrs. Teacher April 29, 2021

calories

tiny creatures that live in your closet and sow your clothes tighter and tighter every night

oh these calories are ruining all of my clothes!!

by anonymous April 29, 2022

Calories

Calories are the amount of energy released when your body breaks down (digests and absorbs) food.
The calorie is a unit of energy.

“Oh god!- I may or may not have had a bit too much calories..”

by Shaya October 25, 2022

Calories

Invisible food math

You: “Dude what are calories?”
Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”

by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023

calories

The energy that is in food or drinks.

"cant live with calories, cant live without calories."

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 28, 2024

burning calories

1. particularly good sex

1. I didn't get any sleep, we were burning calories all night.

by otay May 20, 2005

empty calories

Foods that only contain calories but no additional nutrients like protein, fiber, vitamins and minerals.

Person 1: Would you like some soda?
Person 2: No, that's just empty calories. I'll have juice instead.

Person 1: Want some candy for dessert?
Person 2: Nah, I'll have a baked sweet potato instead.

by areallnamestaken December 8, 2010