Cairnie Bagging

When someone is Cairnie bagged, they are teabagged by a rather large, deputy rector, male. It is possibly the single worst experience ever.

"Could Gavin Lauder please go to the front of school"
"He's going to get a Cairnie Bagging"

by James mcleec March 7, 2009

carny code

(kar' nee kod) n. The set of rules governing the existence of a carny and specifying that all carnies are kindred spirits and must look out for one another. (from The Simpsons)

Homer (in awe): "Did you hear that boy? The Carny code."
Homer (excited): "Did you hear that boy?"

by Raw Bacon January 17, 2007

carny hands

people, generally men, who have freakishly small hands.

Josh's carny hands freak me out, they are way too small, freakish!

by Vanelle March 3, 2009

eric cairns

Perhaps one of the better fighters in the NHL. He has no problem with beating your face in. A guy I wouldn't like to piss off.

Fan: I saw that you put Crosby into the boards
Player: Yeah, it was a good hit.
Fan: Then I saw Eric Cairns beat your ass!
Player: Yeah, no denying that.

by WeaselHunter March 7, 2007

Carny Corns

A highly contagious STD received after sleeping with a carny

When Heather got drunk during the local fair week, she had unprotected sex with Bob the carny. When she awoke the next morning, she found itchy hard rough wart like bumps in and around her vagina. It was then she realized she had itchy crusty Carny Corns.

by Fecal Jihad September 6, 2013

carny

A carnival worker, often running the mechanical rides, who likes to hit on teenage, or younger, females. They are generally not clean people, and will buy alcohol in exchange for companionship.

That carny is sooo skanky

by Megan August 26, 2004

Carny arms

While performing a manual labor job, you find that the undersides of your arms are dirty and you didn't even realize it.

"After a long day setting up my concession stand at the fair, I had some serious carny arms going on!"

When I reached across the dirty roof of the car to toss my friend my keys, I noticed carny arms and had to go wash up before going back out."

by thebeatnikgrrrl April 5, 2010