A Cactipus is a cross breed between an Octopus and a Cactus. Some scientists claim the Cactipus can spit needles with toxic black ink and paralyze it's prey. They habitat the southern region of South America and they dwell in the muddy river beds spread out through the area. There is no known cure for it's venom and it has taken over 3,000 lives since it was discovered in late 2003 by a man from the BoogemBagem tribe.
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A woman's vagina after not having been shaved for a short period of time. Essentially, a vaginal five o'clock shadow.
-Hey dude, what happened to your face? It looks like you have a rash or something gnarly.
-Na, it's from that girl last night. She looked clean downstairs, but upon further inspection, I was surprised by a cactipuss.
-Damn, don't girls know how to keep it clean any more? What is the world coming to?
-Na, it's from that girl last night. She looked clean downstairs, but upon further inspection, I was surprised by a cactipuss.
-Damn, don't girls know how to keep it clean any more? What is the world coming to?
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