cockmonus

A drunken alternative to a "cock mongler"; one who mongles cock.

"Hey man, I think you've had enough."

"Sit down you cockmonus, before I whoop your ass."

by YOUR MOTHER LOLOLOLOLL February 24, 2010

Cockmodity

A sexually attractive man that gets around. Word splice between 'Cock' and 'Commodity'.

Girl: I was at this party the other day and I hooked up with Pat!!

Boy: Holy shit, he's a total cockmodity!

by Douche #1 May 13, 2016

Cockmongling Qweefburg3r

Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"

Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "

by Moe.Y December 16, 2008

cockmonch

Male: A stupid asshole who never knows what he's talking about but brings other people down to make himself feel better about himself.

Female: A whore. Usually one who likes oral sex or performs oral sex as her specialty.

Barney started talking shit to me last night but when I started fighting back he backed down like the pussy cockmonch that he is.

Allison gave me some of the greatest head I've ever had last night, she's a master cockmonch. I'm in love.

by Renzo Cervantes July 31, 2006

cockmonger

someone that cant get enough cock

Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi

by scott burrill December 9, 2003

cockmouthed

when a female sucks another mans penis then makes out with you.

Usually occurs at extremely good parties

Man, Vanessa sure is a good kisser

Dude, she just sucked Pat's dick! You just got cockmouthed!

by Ac Masta Flex June 21, 2006

cockmosis

The diffusion of mannerisms, knowledge, affectations and ideas from one biological system to another primarily through repetitive sexual intercourse.

Girl #1: I never knew you could speak French, girl!

Girl #2: I must have picked it up through cockmosis since I started balling Doug.

by Golden-Rod March 1, 2008