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stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant
by wowza666 June 8, 2019
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(Kwah-sahn)

1) A delightfully delicious flakey roll, with origins of France, that one would enjoy plain, perhaps with almond or apple butter, a nice jam, or even the very American breakfast sandwich.

2)When a girls vagina is so flakey that they get in your beard during oral sex.
Jacque: "Won't you fetch me the morning news and prepare me a croissant?"
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Toby: "Kim's pussy was so dry that flakes from her twat-croissant got stuck in my goatee."
by Mejosh March 23, 2009
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It meanshello” in French.
“Croissant” he said while he smiled and waved at a French lady because he read on urban dictionary that it meant hello
by Theydidnotdosurgeryonagrape November 26, 2018
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The butteriest and flakiest of all the pastries. A polite way of describing a c*** of the highest order.
What an utter croissant.
You sir, are a croissant.
by Lucky13_85 July 13, 2017
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1)where a woman lies in the fetal position and then male fucks her
2)a hairy french girl,jizzing on top of a crissant in which she eats at a later time
She layed there looking like a croissant while her boyfriend fucked her for 3 minutes.
by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006
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When a fat girl gets flaky on you. Because Croissants are squishy and flaky, like fat girls.
That Big Bitch show up to the concert? Nah, man she went all croissant me.
by Snow Storm T April 1, 2009
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1. A French crescent-shaped pastry.
2. Couch sex. Could be sex with, on, or inspired by a couch.
Let the warm folds of my sofa embrace you as we make passionate croissant.
by swet April 2, 2015
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